INCREDIBLE,,,,CAN YOU IMMAGINE?

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In Lebanon, men are legally
allowed to have sex with
animals, but the animals must be
female. Having sexual relations
with a male animal is punishable
by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) - In Bahrain, a male doctor may
legally examine a woman's
genitals, but is prohibited from
looking directly at them during
the examination. He may only
see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?)
. Muslims are banned from
looking at the genitals of a
corpse. This also applies to
undertakers. The sex organs of
the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at
all times. (A brick??) - The penalty for masturbation in
Indonesia is decapitation. (Much
worse than "going blind!") - There are men in Guam whose
full-time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young
virgins, who pay them for the
privilege of having sex for the
first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
virgins to marry. (Let's just think
for a minute; is there any job
anywhere else in the world that
even comes close to this?) - In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife
is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may
only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's lover, on the other
hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!) - Topless saleswomen are legal in
Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores. (But of
course!) - In Cali, Colombia, a woman may
only have sex with her husband,
and the first time this happens,
her mother must be in the room
to witness the act. (Makes one
shudder at the thought.) - In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal
for a man to have sex with a
woman and her daughter at the
same time. (I presume this was a
big enough problem that they
had to pass this law?). - In Maryland, it is illegal to sell
condoms from vending machines
with one exception:
Prophylactics may be dispensed
from a vending machine only "in
places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises." (Is this a great
country or what? Not as great as
Guam!) - Banging your head against a
wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?) - Humans and dolphins are the
only species that have sex for
pleasure. (Is that why Flipper
was always smiling?). - The ant can lift 50 times its own
weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on
its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did the govt. pay for this research??). - Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.) - An ostrich's eye is bigger than
its brain. (I know some people
like that.) - Starfish don't have brains. (I
know some people like that, too.)
And, the best for last..... - Turtles can breathe through
their butts. (Do you think they
have bad breath?) What do you think?